Monday, January 26, 2015

Pets are People

So, today I read another horrifying story about people's pets that breaks my heart. In this case, about 40 dogs have gone missing from a county in Texas over the span of a few months. Theories about what's happening vary, but in my humble opinion, dogfighting is probably the most likely explanation. Family pets are often stolen to be used as bait dogs in dogfighting, and it's disgusting.

This is why I am a strong advocate for changing the classification of pets. Currently in most of the country, pets are considered property. And what is "property" in the minds of the masses? Something you can do whatever you want to.

Thursday, January 8, 2015

The Scoop

Ok, so let me start by saying I'm sorry I haven't been on for a while. Depression has a way of doing that to me; I tend to withdraw from people, and try to deal with the situation as best I can. Unfortunately, the dealing part isn't really working out.

This is what's happened:

The fiancé, as most of you know, has been very sick for a while. It has gotten worse. While we now have a definitive diagnosis for it, he had to miss quite a bit of work due to this illness. His work then decided he didn't have short-term disability even though he signed up for it, have refused to pay it, and so that left us without two months of his pay.

I myself am currently getting treated for one or more suspected autoimmune disorders. So I have been very ill as well. Thankfully, where I work is gracious, patient, supportive, and so very caring about it all.

But we are still looking at a ton of financial shortfall. This has led to our car being repossessed. There is no public transportation where we live, so now the fiancé can't get to work at all. Which means even more of a financial shortfall.

We are currently scrambling to find a place to move to that has access to public transportation, and is more affordable. My income alone simply doesn't cut it where we are now. Naturally, finding a place that takes pets is a nightmare in and of itself.

I am not asking for anything more than your good vibes, prayers, thoughts, whatever. There's really no digging out of this right now, and what I could really use is some moral support.

Through it all I've tried to keep writing, but as you can imagine, it's extremely difficult to even get out of bed in the morning, much less do anything I love to do. So Awakening will continued to be delayed, probably until I I can get my life in some sort of order. But I promise to work on it as I can.

Right now, I can't see the light at the end of the tunnel. I know there's got to be one, but for the life of me, I can't find it. The despair is overwhelming, the stress is making me sicker, and I just don't know what to do anymore. And honestly, helplessness is the worst feeling of all.

Friday, August 29, 2014

HELP ME STOP THIS

I just received the most horrifying, soul-crushing news today. I rarely am a super-fanatic about anything, but there is one thing I hold very, very dear. And it's about to be ruined in all the ways something can be ruined.

Lakeshore Entertainment (Am I the only one who hasn't even heard of this company? This is already bad) is planning on rebooting the Underworld series.

If you are, like me, a ridiculously die-hard fan of the Underworld movie franchise, then you'll be just as upset. Unfortunately, Lakeshore Entertainment does not have a Twitter account (at least one that is not readily apparent, if it does exist), and I therefore can't yell at them directly.

So, I've started the SAVE UNDERWORLD Facebook page. Show your support and post your outrage. The more noise we make, the more likely they are to pay attention.

The series isn't even that old! Certainly not old enough for a "reboot." We all still want to know WHERE'S MICHAEL, and if we let Lakeshore have their way, we will never know.

Seriously, how crappy a writer do you have to be that, instead of continuing a story, you have to go back and rewrite the original?

My response to this--AW HELL NAW. Lakeshore, LEAVE UNDERWORLD ALONE. 

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Want To Watch Some Sci-Fi? How About Backdoor Whores Instead (Or, An Open Letter To Suddenlink)

Dearest Suddenlink,

I have praised you, numerous times, over your competitors. I have even bragged about you to my less-fortunate peers who only have the dreaded Comcast as their ISP, bashing them about the head with your wonderful customer service and prompt resolution of problems, feeling lucky as all get out that YOU are the ones providing my internet and cable service. I was even thinking of switching my landline to you guys--BUNDLE AND SAVE, and I was gonna make it happen.

But alas, Suddenlink, that praise is coming to an end. And I think I'll keep my landline where it is.

You see, you've recently "upgraded" (and I use that term in the loosest, most sarcastic way possible) your Video On Demand system. This "improvement" (again, used in the loosest, most sarcastic way possible) has caused me a number of grievances.

Not only does it take me at least two minutes to scroll to the channel I want to view (ridiculous), once I make it there and finish watching an episode, I am kicked back out to the main menu. NOT to the list of episodes, or even the channel--no, all the way out to where it's gonna take me two goddamn minutes to scroll back.

BUT THAT'S NOT EVEN THE BEST PART.

You see, in trying to avoid losing two minutes of my life scrolling through to the channel, and then the show, and then the episode of my choice, I tried to search. I specifically tried to search for the show Defiance, which has seemed to have fired all of last season's writers and replaced them with marginally better ones. Ones marginally better enough that I'd like to watch it. But I digress.

In searching for Defiance, the closest offering provided by you, dearest Suddenlink, in your search results was Deep Anal Wreckage 2. Notwithstanding my amazement that there was, in fact, a FIRST Deep Anal Wreckage that apparently did so well, they made a sequel, several troubling issues come to mind:

1. I wanted to watch Defiance, motherfuckers, and I wanted to do it without losing all the feeling in my thumb holding down the button on the remote to get to the damn show.

2. If I had kids, I'd be screaming pissed. I don't have anything against porn, but I imagine quite a few parents are going to tear into you when little Johnny and Sugarlump Susie spy Backdoor Whores instead of Barbie's Princess Palace and decide to give that a go.

3. Your search, quite frankly, is shite. It's not even quality shite. Like, there are literally no redeeming features about it. Porn movies are the things that pop up most often in the search results, and while I appreciate that they bring you quite a load of money, I don't appreciate being unable to watch my goddamned show without serious inconvenience.

I tried to email you about it, dearest Suddenlink, but you had no way for me to provide my feedback. I thought of calling, but I know that really would have gotten me nowhere. I even tried tweeting you, but either you thought I was joking, or decided to ignore me for the sake of keeping your incompetence hush-hush.

You failed to consider one thing--I will not be ignored.

Hence this open letter to you, dearest Suddenlink, wherein the entirety of my Twitter followers, Facebook followers, and the rest of the interwebz get to see how you are devolving into the dreaded Comcast by ignoring your customers, inconveniencing your customers, and withholding the mediocre-yet-improving Defiance while offering me dicks in assholes instead.

Please address this immediately, before I am forced to turn this into a series of scathing open letters on my blog about your refusal to address my complaint.

Cheers,
Elise Valente (Or, The Girl Who Just Wants Her Goddamned Science Fiction Show)

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Why Twitter Is An Asshat (Or, No Kudos For Finally Getting Shit Right)

By now, I'm sure most of you have heard about the horrible social media bullying that Robin Williams' daughter, Zelda Williams, endured after her father's death. The bullying was cruel and inhumane, perpetuated by some truly sick and disgusting people.

Twitter has since "vowed" to improve its policies regarding bullying on its site since the harassment of Zelda Williams. Looks good on paper, right? Some of you may be thinking, "Oh, the company saw a problem and stepped up to fix it! Good for them."

Hold up there, cowboys. It's not like that at all.