"I balled my eyes out!"
|If you don't know what this is, then clearly you've never made an attractive fruit salad.|
Did you do that with a melon baller? That must have been unpleasant, and extremely traumatic for anyone who had to witness that event. I can only imagine that the "voices" told you an excruciatingly painful path to blindness was your destiny in life.
*Bawled, and you're welcome.